P.2
Queen Victoria looked out at the sea .[si]
It was blue, it was cool, it was nice as could be. [bi]
The day was so hot; the sun was so bright.[braɪt]
Her petticoats itched and her corset was tight.[taɪt]
She whispered a wish, it was only a whim.[wɪm]
"How grand it would be to go for a swim.''[swɪm]
P.4
Her lady-in-waiting collapsed on the floor.[flɔr]
“I’ve never heard such nonsense before.[bɪˈfɔr]
Impossible," she cried. "It would be a disgrace [dɪsˈgreɪs]
to see more of the queen than her hands and her face.[feɪs]
How would she get from the beach to the water [ˈwɔtər]
without showing more of herself than she ought to?[ɔt]
The queen sighed a sigh. "I’ll give up the notion. [noʊʃən]
I'll never be allowed to enter the ocean. [ˈoʊʃən]
For how can I swim if I wear all my clothes, [kloʊðz]
my petticoats and dresses, my shoes and my hose? [hoʊz]
They'd get drippy and slushy and soggy and sodden,[ˈsɑdən]
and down I would sink right to the bottom.”[ˈbɑtəm]
P.6
"My dear," said Prince Albert, "if it is your wish [wɪʃ]
to dabble and splatter and swim like a fish,[fɪʃ]
there must be a way to transport you with ease,[iz]
while keeping the populace from glimpsing your knees.[niz]
I'll give all my genius and all my attention [əˈtɛnʃən]
to devise a device, to invent an invention.”[ɪnˈvɛnʃən]
P.8
Albert was learned, Albert was bright,[braɪt]
Albert was nearly always right.[raɪt]
He’d been everywhere from Denmark to Munich,[ˈmjuːnɪk]
he’d studied old wars both Spartan and Punic.[ˈpju;nɪk]
His knowledge of battles no one could fault.[fɔlt]
He’d read dozens of books on the catapult.[ˈkætəˌpʌlt]
P.9
It hurled heavy rocks into the air,[ɛr]
chucking them easily from here to there.[ðɛr]
"Victoria, dear, it might be romantic [roʊˈmæntɪk]
to be launched from your window into the Atlantic.[ətˈlæntɪk]
Moving so quickly you never would show [ʃoʊ]
as much as a peek of your royal toe.”[toʊ]
P.10
But, Albert, the English, you know how they shoot [ʃut]
partridge and pheasants, mergansers and coot.[kut]
Whatever is up in the air they bring down [daʊn]
and roast it and toast it to a crispy brown,[braʊn]
to have for their breakfast, to have with their tea.[ti]
I'm sure you don't wish that to happen to me.”[mi]
P.11
Just after midnight [ˈmɪdˌnaɪt]
Albert sprang from the bed. [bɛd]
A brilliant idea.[aɪˈdɪə]
had come into his head. [hɛd]
"Wake up, dear Victoria,
your worries are over[ˈoʊvər]
You can swim all the way
from Osborne to Dover."[ˈdoʊvər]
P.12
They waltzed, they mazurkaed, they danced a polka or two, [tu]
then collapsed on their bed with their nightcaps askew. [əˈsku]
P.13
First thing in the morning Albert got busy.[ˈbɪzi]
His imperial demands made everyone dizzy.[ˈdɪzi]
"I must have some wood, quick, cut down a tree.[tri]
Dig up some stones and send them to me.[mi]
Get me a wheelwright, get me a mason.[ˈmeɪsən]
Victoria's splashing shan't be confined to a basin." [ˈbeɪsən]
P.15
Albert sawed lumber, he pounded some nails.[neɪlz]
He ordered four wheels, he laid down stone rails.[reɪlz]
He constructed a room with nary a frown.[fraʊn]
He fashioned a porch with steps to climb down.[daʊn]
P.17
When all was completed, it was fit for a queen. [kwin]
“Victoria! I’ve made you a bathing machine! [məˈʃin]
P.19
“Let me tell you, my dear, what I propose.[proʊz]
You enter the back door wearing all of your clothes.[kloʊz].
Off comes your dress, off come your rings,[rɪŋz]
off come all those unmentionable things.[θɪŋz]
You put on your suit as quick as can be [bi]
and the bathing machine will roll into the sea.[si]
P.20
"Once out on the porch the curtain will hide you ,[haɪd]
while your lady-in-waiting hovers beside you .[bɪˈsaɪd]
You climb down the steps in perfect repose, [rɪˈpoʊz]
into the ocean right up to your nose. [noʊz]
No one will get so much as a peep, [pip]
except for the creatures down in the deep''[dip]
P.21
"You're a genius, dear Albert, I'm truly excited. [ɪkˈsaɪtɪd]
We'll have all the workmen feted and knighted. [ˈnaɪtɪd]
She entered the bathing machine by the door.[dɔr]
Off came her corset, ten petticoats, and more.”[mɔr]
P.22
The windows were shuttered from prying spies,[spaɪz]
and her lady-in-waiting covered her eyes.[aɪz]
P.23
Good-bye to the land, good-bye to the turf.[tɜrf]
Victoria rode the waves and dove into the surf.[sɜrf]
P.24
Dog paddle, butterfly, sidestroke, and crawl,[krɔl]
the buoyant Victoria attempted them all.[ɔl]
She plunged and she pitched, she rolled and she wallowed,[ˈwɑloʊd]
with water all around her, some of it swallowed.[ˈswɑloʊd]
P.26
Two sailors on a frigate were having a tiff,[tɪf]
one said a flatboat, one said a skiff.[skɪf]
“It might be a schooner that has hoisted a sail.[sel]
If it gets closer, we’ll give it a hail.[hel]
“It’s taking the shape of a soup tureen.[təˈrin]
Belay and avast, I believe it’s our queen!”[kwin]
P.29
Victoria, unaware of her subjects’ surprise,[sɚˈpraɪz]
carried on with her watery exercise.[ˈɛksɚˌsaɪz]
Tuna and turtles and salmon and flounder[flaʊndɚ]
tickled her toes and swam all around her.[əˈraʊnd hɚ]
With a splash and a skitter and a final rinse,[rɪns]
the grateful Victoria returned to her prince.[prɪns]
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